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Team Masters of Dirt on the MODBALL Rally
Posted: Monday, June 28, 2010
Modball- MOD STYLE!!
For the last week or so 125 of the most insane modified cars and craziest drivers in Europe have been shredding their way around the UK, France and Spain. 3000 Miles, 5 hotels, 6 Parties and over 300 people is a recipe for a good time, but as they say, there’s a way of doing things, and there’s a Masters of Dirt way of doing things! Piloting the 340bhp MOD Subaru Impreza was Uncle Hoggy MOD himself Georg, Me aka Sam Reynolds aka birdsnest, Christopher aka Megababy aka Bowzer from Mario-kart and Little Susie aka Little Susie from the Fuel Girls.
So the opening party in Jet Black was filled with rowdy guys, Fuel Girls show, Modball girls with their tops off and some guy that drank Georg’s pee from a vodka bottle thinking it was Vodka. That’s what you get when you try and steal our drinks gypsy! We left Zak Radack’s house in London Wednesday morning for the start line in south England. In true sorry for partying style we were pretty much last to arrive and held up the start but managed to cheat our way to the front by cutting corners and overtaking. Again because of being late we missed the ferry we were supposed to be on to France so were 2 hours behind schedule before we even started. Luckily Megababy has a heavy right foot and drove like the Bowzer he is to get us to the first stop in San Sabastian, Spain almost on time. No Police stops so far, but that was all about to change! That night the hotel was trashed by some Irish Pikeys with fire extinguishers which was to be expected.
The next morning was another long drive to Madrid. By then we had formed a little team with Dave, Jergen the Bergen from Pergan, and the Irish pikey Honda team. They weren’t actualy pikeys, probably the other coolest team on the rally but its fun to call them pikeys. They showed us their ‘bullet’ game, where you lie face down in the best place you can find. Joey was the best at this so had the nickname Joey the bullet for the rest of the trip. He also told pigeons to ‘get off me pizza!’ and ate an old pizza off the floor in true pikey style. We showed the Irish our shuffle game, which isnt even a game you just shout ‘SHUFFLE!’ and dance in a circle wherever you want, mainly petrol stations. We also made enemies with the Lesbaru Legacy gayboy fags who laughed at our turbo and thought theirs was better. It clearly wasn’t, so Georg shut them down with the anaconda penis and they walked away defeated with their gay family car.
Arriving in Madrid fairly late after paying no tolls, just following people through we went straight out to the Casino. I don’t remember much as I was more wasted than I’ve been in a long time. I do however remember Georg the Sheik doing shots with lime in his eye and snorting salt up his nose. Good memories.
The next day was off to Barcelona, probably the home of partying. On the way we got bored again and Georg thought he could poo in the car. He was right, and at 100mph with me driving and filming the whole thing he squeezed a little nugget out into my sunglasses case and threw it at the blue Honda hahaha. I had to try so hard not to be sick, it was honestly the worst thing I’ve ever smelt. Even with the windows open it didn’t go away. Later that day too we got busted twice by the Police, once for speeding and once for passing things to each other through the windows. We turned around to see a cop car had been following us and watched the whole thing. So 500Euros worth of fines later we hit the Carpe Diem beach party in Barcelona. We got stopped on the way home and couldn’t go for about an hour and a half because our black guy driver didn’t have his license on him but finally it was sorted and we could sleep ready for our drive to Lyon.
Now for anyone who has been on the masters of dirt facebook or twitter lately will know this wasn’t much of a successful drive. First of all we undertook an undercover police car at probably 130mph and then got chased to the French border at high speed but amazingly we got away! A huge relief but after holding Subaru wide open in top gear for possibly a little too long a mega ticking noise started coming from under the bonnet, which quickly turned into a clonking noise, and then no noise at all. The Subaru had died! Luckily the Honda team were there to help us and took us the rest of the way with a shuffle at every petrol station. This is after the tow truck that took the Subaru away got a puncture and had to be fixed by ANOTHER tow truck. No lie!
Another big party in Lyon I guess, I don’t really remember and then back to the UK! I went with the Fire truck boys for some reason, not sure why, and the Honda’s carrying the rest of our team woke up late after another crazy mad night were late so missed the ferry and got the euro tunnel instead. All arrived luckily on time to the final awards party in London, where we won no awards!! Probably because we were never with everyone else and were always late but we felt robbed none the less. Also maybe because there was no bullet, Irish, shuffle, biggest baby, birds nest or big dick award because we would have cleaned up for sure.
Again that night the hotel was ruined by fireworks and fire extinguishers, which meant the entire hotel and the hotel next to us had to be evacuated for oven an hour whilst the fire service searched every room! A very fitting end to an amazing trip, thanks again to Zak Radack and the Honda guys you were amazing, and suck it Legacy gayboys, thanks for giving me a lift when I needed one and you had a spare seat! Master of Dirt!
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